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Eating old Canned Collard greens

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About a week ago, we ran across a dusty old jar or collards greens that we pressure canned ourselves…about 5-6 years ago. It had somehow got pushed to the back of the cabinet, and was overlooked all this time.

Home Canned Collard Greens

We opened it and ate it for dinner that night.

Here is a picture of it.

I have a three part test I put all canned good through before consuming them. Looking closely at the lid, you’ll notice some rust. Luckily, it was surface rust only, and had not compromised the integrity of the jar. Or, in Hillbilly-speak, “The jar was still sealed”. That is the first test of home canned goods:

1. Is the seal intact?

Next is the smell test. I opened it and sniffed. It smelled like collards, not like death, thus passing test number 2:

2. Does it smell bad?

It still looked like collards, not like something had decomposed, with normal colors and textures, passing the final test I put it through:

3. Does it look like it did originally?

So we browned some garlic and onions, tossed in the collards to heat them up. Since pressure canning pre-cooks everything, there was no reason to cook it more than to heat it through.

FloridaHillbilly Prepper MealIt them became the side dish for our garlic squash, chicken stuffed peppers, and a spear of my two day fridge pickles, all seen here. The peppers were from the green market, selected from the peppers I bought to dehydrate. The chicken was from store bought canned chicken we stock up on. (I just as easily could have used the canned chicken I put up myself.) The squash and cucumbers for the pickles were also from the green grocer, since squash and cucumber have not done well for me. Everything was either fresh, or from our long term storage.

Home cooked food…and we eat like this more often than not….and 5 year old collard greens were a part of it. Efforts I made to store some freshness from our garden paid off after half a decade.

 

Now, 5 years is far beyond what the Extension Agent would tell you….they’d say a year or less shelf life, with extreme cases reaching 24 months.

I’m going to side with Penn Jillette when he cries “BULLSHIIT!

I know the Extension offices have to err on the side of caution….but this is ridiculous. And sometimes they can get downright insulting.

For instance, this is actually on the Utah State University website:

Commercially canned foods are superior to home canned for food storage.  Commercial canners can closely control quality and safety to produce the best product.

 You sanctimonious bastards! I guess this proves who writes the grant checks, eh? So a bulk factory with an allowable “2 or more maggots per 100 grams, in a minimum of 12 subsamples” in their tomato juice is able to provide a better product than someone in their own kitchen following the very guidelines that the extension offices wrote? Give me a break!

I don’t know about you, but if I were making tomato juice to can, and I ran across a single maggot in the juice as I was about to process…and I’d throw the whole batch out into the compost or to the chickens. I’m not saying that a maggot or two is going to kill me, I’m saying that I care FAR more about my products than a factory worker does.

(Sorry to have gone off on a rant, you should know it is going to happen from time to time here…)

Back to my canned collards. They were mighty tasty. We didn’t get sick. And none of us ran across any maggots while we were eating the collards. So I’ll stick to my belief that home canned goods are at LEAST as good, and probably a lot better than a factory processed product. And that they last ten or more years if processed and stored properly in a dark, dry environment.

But then what do I know, I’m just a dislocated hillbilly with only a high school education….. that just happens to be from a long line of people that have been canning their food for probably close to a century by now. I’ve heard of no deaths in the family due to home canned goods…

I know how I plan on dealing with a 5 year old jar of canned collards, if I run across another…

How about you?

 

Peace,
db

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  • Bob Duncan says:

    db if you have a problem growing squash, try growing chayote. easy to grow and is perennial. we harvested over 100 fruit from our 3 year old vine so far this year, and expect another crop from it this fall. just a thought.
    Bob

    May 22, 2013 at 21:16
  • David Hopper (Stormdrane™) says:

    I’d imagine a bit of Tabasco/hot sauce on them there collards would hit the spot. :)

    May 23, 2013 at 08:46
    • db says:

      You know it!

      May 23, 2013 at 09:04

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